The Journey into Madness

Here we have a special entry. This entry will take multiple days to complete, not because of laziness and an overwhelming amount of naps. Oh no, this one will take place over multiple days because I have moved from my cave and found new residence in a tree house. That’s right my friends, I am no longer a cave dweller! Its exciting news to be sure, but also very sad, as I’ve found caves are very inexpensive to live in.

Moving on. This post will take place over many days as I wait for my interweb to hook back up, I will take the time to talk about the break of addiction. They say cigarettes are one of the most addictive substances in the planet. I think this is bullshit. Besides, smoking is fun and makes you look cool. Heroine can be too, but thats just a myth as well. The biggest most addictive substance int he world is porn the internet. Thats right, You can’t live without it and you know it. It provides entertainment, the abilitiy to check your stocks, your bank account. You can buy shit, sell shit, and look up porn. You can find yourself over zealous and overly opinionated and writing a blog. Its so useful, and life without it could be devestating. Or could it?

 

What better way to conduct an experiment than one on yourself. I will be the guiney pig for this scifi project. Obviously then my credentials are sound. This will be a journal of sorts to illustrate just what the human mind will go through with the loss of ones addiction. Are you ready? Fine, go make a snack already.. goddamn.

Prepare yourselves my friends. This will get very graphic as the time goes on. As a side note, I should say that without the interweb to look up badass pictures for you all, I drew them all by hand with my mass amounts of skills. That makes this post even more special!

 

Day one. I’m feeling good. You know as I look at this project, I’m thinking.. Holy hell, I should have done this years ago! In truth my friends, this is a very liberating experience, and I suggest any and all of you try it and see just how free life can be!! Ahh, its like diving into the deep end of the pool, staying at the bottom for a bit, and then coming up and that first breath of fresh air! How amazing! I’m feeling not only free, but an overwhelming amount of happiness. I can’t begin to explain the elated feeling I have. It is like levitating. Life is so much better without the internet. Believe it.

 

Day two. Bored. I’m still happy I don’t have the internet holding me back, but I must say, sometimes you just want to cruise the web and find whatever suits your fancy for the day. Whether that be you tube or milf hunter.. There’s no denying the web does bring a certain light of entertainment to life. Still though, I find it pretty liberating to not have it.. but at the same time, its a bit of an inconvenience. I’m wondering whether this experiment was such a good idea after all.

 

DAY THREE. FUCK THIS BULLSHIT. WHAT THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITHOUT INTERNET?  wHAT A STUPID FUCKING IDEA. TODAY SOMEONE WAVED AT ME. I DIDN’T KNOW THEM SO I REACHED DOWN AND PICKED UP A ROCK AND FUCKING THREW IT AT THEM BECAUSE THEY DESERVED IT. FUCK THIS, I’M GOING TO CALL COMCAST! I DON’T NEED INTERNET BUT GODDAMN YOU ALL!!! I WANT IT! FUCK THIS BULLSHIT, I’M FUCKING THROUGH WITH IT!!

 

Day four. Why? Why is this happening to me? I tried to call comcast, but they couldn’t give me internet right now, and I’m forced to wait longer. God, please help me, I can’t do this anymore. I wake up every day, and I cry. I weep uncontrollably. Even know as I write this, I cannot even read what it is that i’m writing because my vision is blurry. I don’t know why this is happening. I really don’t. I just want to die. Oh.. oh god.. nono, I wish these tears would stop. Please let my internet be magically turned on tomorrow. For now, I have to go.. I think I’ll just cry myself to sleep go to bed.

Day five. I cant sleeps. This lack of access to news, and life in general is starting to plague me. I lay awake at night and i wonder, what is  going on in the world? Theres something happening right now and I have no idea what it is. I feel lost. Abandoned. Still I wait. I got up today and I looked and there was no internet. Its like god has forsaken me. I’m in a dark place now. Dark and lonely. Never have I seen such a place where there is no light. I know, there could be a light at the end of this bleak tunnel of infinate sadness, yet I simply cannot see it. I hope, whistfully and eternally that my suffering will end soon. I can’t handle much more of this…

 

I realizewd tday thhat the nets not rly gone hahahaa no, no, its not relly gonn at all aahh no,… it loveses me, and wwouldnt leve me. vro0om lokit me surfs the web ahhaha yes, news an PORN an gossip. ahh its so goodd.. ahh,, yes i lov the interweb an shhhhe lobes me 2 yup. an we\’ll be gotgether feravur. i/m so happi thatr i can pla gamz again onlin. thx u god…..

shaba dema der can dkolik. bardana hahahahahaha and bleep dur chen dago blem tooga!!! hahahahhahahahahaha dorfem dulrizzor cha neeki, en purrrdaga! lalalalalala hahahahahahAHHAHAHAHAHAH DER BA TOLI DEN TALALALALALALA WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! LOOOLOOOLOOOLLOOOOOO HAHAHAHA … HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! NANANANANANANANANANA!!!!!!!!!!!! CHKCHKCHKCHKCHKCHKCHK BOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Day Ten.

I woke up tied to a hospital bed yesterday. Apparently at some point I slashed my own wrists and then took a digger off the Treehouses’ branches. I’m not sure what over came me, and I can’t remember the past 3 days. This has been the worst experiment of my life. But, in hind sight, I have made it through, as the cable person was at my house this morning while I’m waiting to be discharged from the hospital. I feel exhausted. I’ve been going over my notes for this blog, and despite how embarressing it is, I have decided that it must be published as is, for to alter it to show me in a better light would not be giving you, my readers, what you come here for and thats: the truth.

Quitting smoking is advisable, if you don’t want to look cool. And it is also easily done, however, quitting the internet is idiocy. I advise any of you never to do it, because in just one short weeks time, i found myself at my wits end, and to such a disgraceful point that I am ashamed of how addicted I really am. So, my friends, in conclusion, if you decide you’re going to quite, please do so with extreme caution. Learn from my studies, and go with God.